The Toilet

Just an observation...

I am freeloading at a friend's house and the girl I was having sex with has been here for the past day.

It may sound odd to you, but normally I put the toilet seat back down.
Either that or I leave it down and pee all over it.
But I thought it was odd because after she used the bathroom the seat was always up.

I thought I was mistaken, but then it happened again, I used the bathroom after she did and the seat was up.
Was she doing something else in there other than peeing?
Was she not covering up her bulimia with enough finesse?
Anyway I asked her, and she told me that because it was a guy's house she put it down herself and the put it back up out of respect.

Where has she been all my life?

But tonight no game, just watched the UFC.
Randy won, and it was a good fight.
Celebration with the boys since I was in LA.

Sorry Sexual Chocolate...if you even read this.