Funny things El Topo has been told this week...

-you're the most fucked up person I know.
-(using her fingers) you're crazy...and you're crazy
-you're not crazy, just different
-you're the most fucked up person I know.
-what is wrong with you?
-Fuck off!
-Kissing you is even better since (blank) just came in my mouth a few minutes ago...
-you're the most fucked up person I know.
-you have ruined my life, why have you done this to me?!
-when will you be human.

This isn't bragging, but I don't know too many other people that get such amazing responses.
So that being said let's talk about what else has happened this week.

I have gotten 2 more LR, and only one has been posted about.
I have had a girl punch me in the face twice with about 20 people watching.
I have had my car vandalized.
I have had someone else's car vandalized.
I finally closed the girl I thought I would never close.
I got another lesson in Pimping from Pimp Slim.
And I am about to leave for Phoenix after getting LMR tonight.